LEGENDS AND LORE: How Necessary is Grammar?
I have went away for a while
getting my Master’s, but now I am finished with it and have time to get back to
writing. While I was away, I done alot
of homework and than I remodeled the kitchen.
Ok. Ok. I can’t take it anymore. I must
stop this disgustingly obvious bad grammar. I would bet that many of us did not
even notice all the mistakes. Just to clarify, when using the helping verb
has/had/have it often changes verbs to their irregular forms if they have one.
I should have said, “have gone.” Done
alot should be “have done a lot.” A lot is actually two words, though most
people believe it is one. Lastly, then vs. than—I see many of my friends and
colleagues misuse these two little gems. Simply put, then has an element of time. The user is implying a future action. Than shows a comparison. There you go.
Now you can better outsmart your
personal writing software. (grammargirl.com)
What
does all this matter? To the dismay of many of my English teaching comrades
across the country who so enjoy raising their eyebrows and smirking while
pointing out, “Ahem, you shouldn’t end a sentence with a preposition;’ or,’Only
you know if you ‘can’ do something. However, if you are asking me for
permission, you must use the word ‘may." it truthfully doesn’t matter that much. What’s
important in language is comprehending the message. Understanding what is said
and the meaning of what is said are what matters most. However, I admit that it
is good to know proper grammar rules when writing, but even that knowledge must
be taken with a grain of salt. Most formal writing is written on Microsoft Word
or other writing software. Thus, autocorrect plays a significant role in
helping to identify the more obvious grammatical errors. Frankly, anyone with a
good writing software program can don the appearance of a decent writer.
The English language is dynamic and
always changing (redundant—did you catch it?). Our language is saturated with
colloquialisms, dialects, borrowed words, and figurative expressions to the
point that grammar rules fall in and out of practice continually. Lately,
mostly due to text messaging, acronyms have even crept into our language as
actual words. The “word nerd” in me always chuckles when I read AWOL or sna*u
in national newspapers; look this one up on your own and you too can smirk when
you read it in the papers or hear it on a mentioned in the pulpit.
Where you are, the grammar, and the
language/dialect used has little bearing on what you understand and comprehend
of the language. I was once in an Indianapolis mall when a young lady asked me,
“What time it isms?” I didn’t search for an interpreter, or ask her to use
proper grammar so I could help her. I just replied, “7 O’clock.” Usually, the context
of the conversation alone helps the converser understand the foreign phrase and
conversation. I enjoy watching Swamp
People. The dialect and the Creole English are fascinating to me. They
switch their subjects and verbs, end sentences with prepositions, and often use
the wrong tense. But, I don’t care. I love it, and I completely understand
their meaning.
If you too are a bit of a “word
nerd” take some time to check out “America’s Secret Slang” on H2, a sub channel
of The History Channel. Very
informative, it helps explain where many of our figurative expressions come
from—I ended with a preposition; is the meaning of the article now lost?
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